$#*! MY DAD SAYS (pronounced “Bleep My Dad Says”), based on the popular Twitter feed by Justin Halpern, stars Emmy Award winner William Shatner as Ed Goodson, a forthright and opinionated dad who relishes expressing his unsolicited and often wildly politically incorrect observations to anyone within earshot. Nobody is safe from Ed’s rants, including his sons, Henry, a struggling writer-turned-unpaid blogger; and Vince, the meek half of a husband/wife real estate duo with domineering Bonnie. When Henry finds he can no longer afford to pay rent, Ed reveals a soft spot and invites Henry to move in with him. Henry agrees, knowing that the verbal assault will not abate and now there will be no escape. Describing their father/son relationship is tricky, but Ed will easily come up with a few choice words. – CBS
The Preview (Originally posted on 9/23/2010):
This is by far the most unfortunate post I have to write. You see, I’ve been a big fan of Justin Halpern’s Twitter Page “Shit My Dad Says” for well over a year now and of course, I’m a huge fan of all things The Shat is involved with but I’m sorry to say that this is going to suck. Not only is it EVERYTHING that I absolutely hate about sitcoms with the recycled and clichéd jokes, characters and plots it’s 180 degrees backwards of the whole premise of “Shit My Dad Says!” Just watch the trailer below to see what I’m talking about but first read this from Amazon in which Halpern explains the premise of the book bearing the same title:
‘At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me.’
Now please explain to me how a wise-cracking jerk of a father, who’s apparently pretty senile and his sensitive and always correct progeny bear any resemblance to the description you just read FROM THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE THING?!
The answer is simply that they don’t resemble each other whatsoever but Halpern isn’t stupid. He must know that this is garbage and that his new-found fame from this silly little twitter account will be over in about 15 minutes and he’s cashing in while he can and you know what? I don’t blame him whatsoever. If a bunch of no-talent hacks like the cast of Jersey Shore or The Hills or Keeping up With the Kardashians can get paid, why not a guy who has actually made millions of people laugh? But please, be honest and don’t kid yourself into thinking that this is going to be anything but the highest level of suckitude©. Believe me, I sincerely hope I’m wrong about this, but I know I’m not.
AND WHY THE HELL IS HALF THE CAST OF MADtv IN THIS???
0 out of 10
Here are some numbers: 16 in the three-minute teaser, 40 in the first act, 26 in the second act, five in the closing of the show, for a grand total of 87 for the entire 21 minutes of the pilot.
Now, at this point I’m sure you’re asking, “What exactly is he counting?” Well, I’m not going to leave you in the dark, what I counted was the number of attempts (and, yes, I really did count) at what the writers apparently believe are jokes and the only reason I knew that they were jokes was because of the contrived and FORCED laughter from the live studio audience. You see, I say that the laughter was forced because there’s no way any sane or rational human being would consider those ‘jokes” to be funny. There has to be coercion involved and I suspect that it was at gunpoint.
And do you know what you get for the 87 attempts at humor in 21 minutes (at a rate of 4 per minute)? Two actual funny jokes… and they were both gay jokes so out of the 87 attempts they had to resort to a stereotype joke in order to be funny.. and it wasn’t even that funny. And for good measure, they did throw in a predictable dick joke that involved a vegetable… and that wasn’t funny either.
It’s official: this may be the worst sit-com ever made. It is far worse than I could have imagined. It is puke-in-your-mouth awful. The level of suckitude© cannot be expressed in words and in fact, I’m truly at a loss as to how to describe how bad this is on a level that human beings can understand. It’s like trying to explain how the mind of God works. I couldn’t do it and in fact I can’t comprehend it myself. I literally cannot comprehend how bad this show is.
Everything I said about the show in the preview was absolutely correct, but worse than it bearing no resemblance to the twitter feed, as I noted it would be, it’s everything I hate about sitcoms on FLIPPIN’ STEROIDS. I always believe that every show, even the worst of them, has some redeeming value. $MDS has NOTHING redeeming about it, and I can’t believe I’m going to say this, not even the Shat.
In fact, although the character development and horrible writing of this show are not the Shat’s fault, I blame him for agreeing to this project after he read the script.
Every character and every actor in this show is awful and Will Sasso and Nicole Sullivan should be banned from television for five years for their horrible performances on this.
I want to forget I ever saw this show.
Watch full episodes of $#*! My Dad Says, here.
I have to agree that such a sitcom sounds awful. I loved the twitter feed, it was brilliant. But to make a sitcom out of it just seems ludicrous. I can’t seem to be able to watch the video you’ve linked, but to be honest, I have no urge to watch the show at all.
Hey, thanks so much for reading, Cat! Yeah it’s horrific and I only suggest watching the pilot for the sake of morbid curiosity. I don’t know why that link didn’t work… work fined for me. Try this one. Now you WILL watch this even if that mean that we we have to hold your eyelids open like Malcolm McDowell in A Clockwork Orange. 🙂
I am not gonna watch it. It sounds a little like when they turn your favorite book into a movie and it totally sucks!
Oh, it’s worse than that. It’s more akin to the second season episode of Family Guy, The King is Dead when Peter completely changes the plot of The King and I to this:
If you aren’t going to watch the pilot $MDS then watch the FG episode. At least it’s funny. 🙂
Full episode (Part 1)
Full episode (Part 2)
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